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Classic Adult Erotica Review

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Classic Adult Erotica is one of the hundreds of sites that make up the Porn Access Network. This is one of the better ones if you love riding a time machine to a porn era long gone. There are over 300 ten minute clips from the 1950s through 1980s many featuring former big-name stars in second-rate quickies. The sex still sizzles but the quality fizzles, as old film doesn't always translate well to the digital age.

Far removed from the gonzo sites of today, these flicks were often produced on the same day as a big budget porn flick, so the makeup was intact and heavy and the backdrops elaborate. Many of the included clips are ten minute shorts that were produced for the old "drop a quarter and watch" three-minute New York City porn jukeboxes that grew like kudzu along 42nd Street. Although no clip is really identified, look closely and spot porn greats such as Linda Lovelace, John Holmes, Tracy Lords, Seka and the ever obnoxious and ubiquitous Ron Jeremy. Quality is very poor as these clips were crudely transferred from 8mm film to videotape and then to WMV, but watching this stuff is still a hoot and will produce an occasional stiffy. There is also no dialog. Note: most of this material was banned in both the Bible Belt and in Boston as late as 1970.

As part of your Classic Adult Erotica membership, you get access to the huge Porn Access Network, which gives over 1,900 dvds worth of movies in more than 30 categories. Veteran porn fans will have most likely seen these movies, although even jaded AcmeXXX came across a few that he had never encountered before.

If you watch these classic clips more for their historic value rather than as a way to get off quickly, you are in for a treat.